我叫妈麻把绿茶包上的日文俳句，解释给我听，她说要查字典才能翻译，所以我们就去垃圾筒里找四个俳句，每一句都写得不一样。
MymommadownloadedmethefreeLittlePrincecolorfour-languagee-book,becauseIstillwanttore-readit.TherearealsonovelssuchasStrawberryPrint,SnowMonster,andsoon.Theyareallfreee-books.Icanreadthemanytime,mom.Maisreallyamobilephoneexpert.
Dadwaseatingsushi.HeaskedMommatomaketomatoriceintosushirollsandcutallthesmallpieces.Hewasinclassforanhourtodayandwasverysatisfied.MyMommasaidthatautumnishere,putmeonlongpants,andshechangeditherself.Putonblacktrousers,andthenwecontinuetodrinkgreentea.
MynameisMaMaandexplaintometheJapanesehaikuonthegreenteabag.Shesaidthatweneedtolookupthedictionarytotranslateit,sowewenttothetrashcantofindfourhaiku,eachofwhichwaswrittendifferently.
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爸拔吃了重复的饭菜，不高兴，一直睡，妈麻就用虾仁笋子炒面线迷惑他，连我也闻香而起床，跟爸拔抢着吃，妈麻见到快四点了，就现煮红豆稀饭加冰糖，爸拔在熟了之後搅拌一下，加上N粉喝，我也好想喝红豆牛N。
爸拔说，宝宝你把读书心得写给我看，我说写完了，用另一个笔名，秀给爸拔看，他很高兴称赞我言之有理，所以才给我喝，爸拔说，你今天给我赶快大便完再睡觉，不然妈麻被你臭Si了，天天都梦见金hsE的云，超恶的。
我说，叫妈麻再泡红茶给我喝，救消化，我问妈麻那俳句是什麽，妈麻说是称赞茶树真的是不Si的一种元气，我说，你看，爸拔你都没有投资四语字典，才会这麽笨，拿妈麻当军师，我就说，俳句没那麽简单，是要押音的。
Dadatetherepetitivemeals.Hewasupsetandkeptsleeping.MaMausedthefriednoodleswithshrimpsandbambooshootstoconfusehim.EvenIsmelledthefragranceandgotupandrushedtoeatwithDad.MaMasawthatitwasalmostfouro'clock.Freshlycookedredbeanporridgewithrocksugar,dadstiritafteritiscooked,anddrinkitwithmilkpowder.Ireallywanttodrinkredbeanmilk.
Dadsaid,"Baby,pleasewritemeyourreadingexperience.IsaidthatwhenIfinishedwriting,showDadwithanotherpseudonym.Hewasveryhappytopraisemeforbeingreasonable,sohegaveittome.Dadsaid,"YouGivemeahurrytodefecatetodayandthengotobed,otherwisemymotherwillbestinkingtodeathbyyou,andIdreamofgoldencloudseveryday,whichissoevil.
Isaid,askMommatomakeblackteaformetodrinktosavemydigestion.IaskedMommawhatthehaikuis.Mommasaiditwasakindofvitalitythatpraisedtheteatreeforbeingreallyimmortal.Four-languagedictionariesaresostupid.UsingMamaasamilitaryteacher,Isaid,Haikuisnotthatsimple.
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